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Wear the homestead.

Tees, hoodies, and everyday goods with our farm badge, made for people who love a slower, simpler life.

Navy t-shirt mockup with a Nosy Neighbor badge showing a pig snout poking through a fence

Nosy Neighbor Tee

Our curious red pig says hello. Navy tee with the full-color badge. Unisex fit.

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Heather relaxed t-shirt mockup with a Hen Party badge showing two hens

Hen Party Tee

Two hens, zero drama. Women’s relaxed fit in heather with the Hen Party badge.

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Pine green hoodie mockup with a Pig Pile Nap Club badge showing sleeping piglets

Pig Pile Nap Club Hoodie

A cozy pine-green pullover with a pile of sleepy piglets on the chest.

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Cream and navy trucker hat mockup with a round patch of a white goat

Goat Vibes Trucker Hat

Cream and navy trucker cap with a round goat patch. Goat Vibes Only.

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White coffee mug mockup with a Chick Magnet badge showing a baby chick

Chick Magnet Mug

A white ceramic mug for slow farm mornings, with one very fluffy chick.

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Natural canvas tote bag mockup with a Lunch Line badge showing piglets nursing

Lunch Line Tote

Natural canvas tote for market days and farm runs. Piglets at the lunch line.

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Printed on demand and shipped to you.

Product images are design mockups. Prices, sizes, and colors are placeholders. Placeholder Checkout will be connected through a print-on-demand provider (for example Printful, Printify, or Shopify), so the Shop Now buttons don’t go anywhere yet.

The designs

Each badge is a real moment from the farm. More designs are on the way.

Nosy Neighbor badge with a pig snout

Party Animal badge with a dog in a party hat

Goat Vibes Only badge with a white goat

Old Goat Club badge with a bearded goat

Pig Pile Nap Club badge with sleeping piglets

Snack Attack badge with a red pig by a food pot

Spa Day badge with a pig in a mud wallow

Face First badge with a pig at a tire feeder

Do Not Disturb badge with a pig at a tire feeder

Chick Magnet badge with a baby chick

Hen Party badge with two hens

Some Bunny Loves You badge with a baby bunny

Lunch Line badge with nursing piglets

Spot On badge with a spotted piglet

Art Series

The same farm friends in pop-art, retro, and risograph styles. Available on tees, hoodies, and mugs. Placeholder

Born to Party pop-art badge with a dog in a party hat — Born to PartyPop-art

Old Goat Club retro screen-print badge with a bearded goat — Old Goat ClubRetro screen-print

Cluck Yeah neon pink duotone badge with two hens — Cluck YeahNeon duotone

Chow Time lime and purple duotone badge with a pig at a tire feeder — Chow TimeLime + purple duotone

Mud Bath Club risograph badge with a pig in a mud wallow — Mud Bath ClubRisograph

Hop to It risograph badge with a baby bunny — Hop to ItRisograph

Goat Mode sticker-style badge with a cutout goat — Goat ModeSticker cutout

Golden Hog Hour 70s sunset badge with a red pig — Golden Hog Hour70s sunset

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